In a leaked statement he will mock the 'Pansy boy Cameron' who 'thinks he can just wave his pork encrusted dick at a bunch of hardened thugs like ISIS'. 'That's just what the seedy little fuckers want' claims Corbyn. 'While posh boy's strutting up and down and spunking away bombs that could pay for the health service, dropping them on a bunch of sand dunes and droning on and on like a little tosspot, the real fuckers behind it are hiding behind secret oil trading and setting that twat Assad up to get away with being such a cunt that local people see ISIS as being on their fucking side. How fucked up's that! No. Fuck off posh boy and grow a pair you twat' Corbyn will say in his speech to the House today.
'Cut off their money, cut off their supplies, cut off their power base, cut off any fucking way they can get out of there, then take them a-fucking part bit by bit. Cut off their fucking goolies and feed them to a goat. It's the only fucking way, posh boy. Not fucking playing at pissy little air strikes with no fucking idea who or what your aiming for. Stop being a twat Cameron. No fucking air strikes, right. Cunt.'
